Did I win? Am I cool now?

So last week during summer camp, my cl went to the beach. Me and my best friend always try to get in with the cool kids but we always get dumped in the trash can and get swirlies. so while me and my home boy were playing mario kart on our DS, i noticed the popular kids from school were walking our way with the popular girls. Realizing that it is my chance to look cool now, I take out the rotten twinkie out of my pocket and smash it in my friend's ear. He started crying and ran to his cabin and didn't come out, but I'm sure he will get over it and is happy that I have a shot of being cool now. All the cool kids were laughing, and I'm just wondering when will I start getting invited to parties and whatnot?