Long Distance Girlfriend Needs a Break..?

We learn from our miss takes. Sorry but girls speak a different language then we do. You have to always keep your cool. Never get up set at any thing they say. Until it is over she is just testing you. Always say you are there for her. You well never leave. Do this till she tells you she has an other guy or shows you she is going with an other guy. It well take you years to understand what they mean. There is some joke Emails going around that are True about what they say and what they mean.